#WS
Bzzzt!
Sorry, try again.
These are not the scripts you're looking for.
There's nobody home to take your call, please leave a message.
Excuse me, please don't touch me there!
Are you really as 3l33t as your mom says you are?
hacked by chinese
hacked by androids from the planet volgon
Do you know the difference between an Apache web server and an IIS web server?
I'm sorry, you must be at least this tall to hack this web server.
Don't you have homework to do, little girl?
Oh, give it up.  Just go back to the big ping packets.
220 mail.inter.net ESMTP Sendmail 8.11.6/8.11.6; Wed, 8 Oct 2003 00:53:22 -0400.  Just kidding!
These are not the banner strings you're looking for.
Have you considered a career in the fast-food industry?
Ooooh!  Big boy!  You're so 'leet it's making me horny.
Oh my gosh!  They killed the web server!  You bastards!
Here's a hint - feeding unicode to the SSH port is not likely to get you in.
5 minute warning - the Internet will be shutting down for maintenance.
Oh yeah?  Lets see you do _that_ again!
You _do_ realize you're hacking an Atari 7800, right?
I'm sorry, this server has a fixed limit of 15 owners.
Please leave your name with the maitre'd and we'll call you at the bar when a server becomes available to hack.
This is the House of warez.  Would you like smoking or non-smoking?
Turn around very slowly, the FBI is behind you.
Trust me, you'll need to take a coredump before you can convince this server to do so.
I'm sorry, your IQ has to exceed your IP protocol version before you can hack this server.
Pull over, buddy.  You were doing 768 in a 53 zone.
C'mon.  I've seen spammers with better ability to breach my defenses.
Just a suggestion - /sbin/ is not a likely place to find pron.
If you're running short of space to store warez, try mounting /dev/null.
Shouldn't you be in 5th period social studies right now?
How many computers do you 0wn?  Other than the one you're typing on, that is.
I've seen serial killers that hack better than you.
I'm sorry, the kids in your irc channel won't respect you any more after this.
I'm so proud of you.  You actually made an Internet connection.
Wow, I had no idea that hacking could make up for the lack of primary sexual organs.
Server: Apacheetos/1.1.13 (Eunuchs)  (Rod-Hut/Loonix)
If you believe this banner string, I have a bridge to sell you.
Protocol mismatch.  You forgot to wear white gloves.
version.bind?  I prefer handcuffs.
Socket to me!
Nope, "terabytes" doesn't mean you need to eat some dirt.
Wombat grunion.
OK, somebody seems edgy.  Group hug!
Have you been in therapy long?
OK, I understand you want to upload pron, but don't you have anything better than your sister's butt?
Is this the point where I should bow down to your 'leetness?
Carol Channing owns more systems than you.
Would you like some fries with that buffer overflow?
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Darn, I can never remember if I'm running qmail or IIS on this port.
No, silly, you're supposed to spoof the _source_ address.
Packet returned for postage due.
ICMP vulnerability unavailable; please try again later.
Try sending a rootkit at protocol 257.
Sorry, we're fresh out of race conditions.  Would you settle for IIS running on a slow laptop?
For only 6000 frequent hacker miles, we can upgrade you to 0wnag3.
This server is a non-hacking server.  Please extinguish all rootkits.
Fork you.
Now what was that thing Winnie was always getting his head stuck in?
RFC does not stand for Rancid Fried Chicken.
Is that your _final_ overflow?
You have 1 lifeline left - would you like to Call Someone With A Clue?
Bad touch!
Gee, looks like your mom picked your clothes again.
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time.
Fetchez la vache!
This server was 0wn3d by a little old lady that only drove it to church on Sunday.
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It is our company's policy that nobody should misuse the credit card information stored on this server.
Please speak up - I couldn't hear your hack.
Darn, the sun's coming up on yet another 0-day.
The Sun'll come out tomorrow....
And behind door number 2 we have..... A Clue!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
The server you are trying to hack is not available at the moment.  Please call back later.
So, do you hack here often?
MS-DOS 3.1.1>
Awww, this must be your first time hacking.  I love breaking in a virgin.
Sorry, throwing back an entire bottle of Viagra won't enlarge your hacking ability.
How many buffers must a haxor overflow, before they can call him a haxor?
OK, I give up.  Are you trying to hack me or or make a lemon meringue?
Which of the following is the greatest haxor?  A) You, B) You, C) A brick, or D) You?  That's right, C!
If you can't hack me in 30 minutes, is the pizza free?
You know, there's an exploit for this service at packetstorm.  Do you know how to use a web browser?
Bad haxor.  No donut.
Bad haxor.  No jolt.
When did the prozac run out?
Good haxor, nice haxor.  Here, have a haxor biscuit.
I'm sorry, but I have more respect for GOBBLES.
GOBBLES has decided that GOBBLES thinks you're an idiot.
Have you ever posted to bugtraq?  Oh wait, you haven't figured out how to send email yet, have you.
Gr33tz to Kofi Anan, Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Ghandi, and Mother Theresa.
I have more respect for - I hate to say it - AOL and Windows users.
The suspense is killing me.  Which port are you going to hack next?
If you're having trouble with IP protocol 4, try protocol 5.
I'll give you a buck if you can successfully log into ssh with nothing more than netcat.
What are the voices telling you to do now?
Oh give it up.  Go back and watch Swordfish again and make believe you're 'l33t.
Have you considered a career in waste management?
Abend.  Please insert a disk to store memory image.
Smile, you're on Candid Keystroke Logger.
Try a FIN scan to UDP/123.
Crypto!  Crypto!  Crypto come and the crook go home!
Here's a specimen of a haxor from early in the 21st century.  Note the underdeveloped intelligence and social skills.
Here, haxor, have some snacky cakes.
#AB
Half-Life 2 will be released before you break this box.
We will not tolerate this behavior!
Hurry up and respawn so we can kill you again!
Jesus loves you.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. 
I find your lack of faith disturbing. 
Over a long enough time frame, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.