Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:00:41 -0400 (EDT) From: William Stearns Subject: Re: Auto Reply Good afternoon, all, > -----Original Message----- > From: {our mailing list} > Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 3:13 PM > To: "jobs@furniturecompany.com" > Subject: Personal message > > > Hello! > My personal message. > On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 auto-reply@furniturecompany.com wrote: > Thank you for your interest in employment opportunities with Furniture > Company. Your information has been received. > > Should your qualifications match the position you are applying for, we > will contact you. If your qualifications are not a match, your resume > may be kept on file for future consideration. That makes me wonder if the original job posting might have been: Furniture Company, one of the area's fastest growing companies, has an immediate opening for a computer virus on port 135. The qualified applicant will have at least 3 weeks experience infecting systems and sending copies of itself to other computers, and intimate knowledge of both social engineering and the SMTP protocol. The ability to hide from virus scanners and extract addresses from address books are a plus. Because of the quickly changing responsibilities in the position, polymorphic viruses are preferred. We offer a positive Microsoft work environment free of Antivirus tools, with competitive salary and benefits - each new hire is given a subnet of their own to infect. Our annual summer party includes a hackfest against the Barkley Doors-N-Floors Trojans and the Worms from Perennials Galore. If interested, please email a sample of your work to jobs@furniturecompany.com. No phone calls, please. Cheers, - Bill --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think the PC bios is buggy you should play with ARC firmware on MIPS or older versions of openprom. At best the mips arc firmware could be said to have been "slightly influenced in design by the documentation" -- Alan Cox -------------------------------------------------------------------------- William Stearns (wstearns@pobox.com). Mason, Buildkernel, freedups, p0f, rsync-backup, ssh-keyinstall, dns-check, more at: http://www.stearns.org --------------------------------------------------------------------------