"Kirk's mind raced as he quickly assessed his situation: the
shields were down, the warp drive and impulse engines were dead, life
support was failing fast, and the Enterprise was plummeting out of
control toward the surface of Epsilon VI and, as Scotty and Spock
searched frantically through the manuals trying to find a way to save
them all, Kirk vowed, as he stared at the solid blue image filling the
main view screen, that never again would he allow a Microsoft operating
system to control his ship."
        -- Mike Rottmann, Reno, Nev.
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