"It starts with installing Linux, then moves on to building your
own kernel.
	Pretty soon you're foaming at the mouth, running Installfests,
and arguing with elderly ladies at the supermarket over whether VI or
Emacs has the more intuitive interface.  Once you've hit the rock bottom
of requiring dvorak on your keyboard, arrest warrants are issued by the
FBI."
	-- William Stearns <wstearns@pobox.com>