"Even the one W2K low-end box, a 266MHz system with its 128MBs
of RAM, is slow as sewage sludge on a frosty morning with the W2K
Workstation.
	My screen updates don't flash on the display; they're slowly and
lovingly painted on my screen. I haven't seen a GUI this slow..."
	-- Steven J Vaughan-Nichols, in a Smart Reseller Online article